To life's questions? Hardly! I do have the answer to "what are your New Year's Resolutions?" Only one: I resolve to enjoy this coming year with my beloved wife. That's it. Nothing else really matters.
Oh, I do have 100 other answers, but they're still not the answers to life's questions... I did promise, and it's the fifth day of Christmas (you DO know they start on 25 December and run through 6 January, don't you?), so here are the answers to last week's carol conundrums:
1. 3 squared + 3 yuletide diurnal periods
twelve days of Christmas
2. 5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise
Silent Night
3. A joyful song of reverence relative to hollow metallic vessels which vibrate and bring forth a ringing sound when struck
Carol of the bells
4. ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSRUVWXYZ.
Noel
5. Admirable royal exemplar of Eastern European origin
Good King Wenceslas
6. An emotion excited by the acquisition or expectation of good given to the terrestrial sphere
Joy to the world
7. An Event that Arrived on a Cloudless Witching Hour.
It came upon a midnight clear
8. Ancient benevolent despot
Good King Wenceslas
9. Approach everyone who is steadfast.
O come all ye faithful
10. Argentum and Aurum
Silver and Gold
11. Arrival Time: 2400 hrs – Weather: Cloudless
It came upon a midnight clear
12. As the guardians of little wooly animals protected their charges in the shadows of the earth.
While shepherds watched their sheep by night
13. Asian Aristocratic Trio
We three kings of Orient Are
14. Azure celebration of the natal day of an Israelite child
Blue Christmas
15. Bantam producer of sharply defined aural stimuli
Little Drummer Boy
16. Behold us, a group of off-key singers approaching.
Here we come a-caroling
17. Behold! I envisioned a trio of nautical vessels.
I saw three ships come sailing by
18. Blessed Evening
Oh Holy night
19. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres.
Jingle Bell Rock
20. Castaneous coloured seed vesicated in a conflagration.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
21. Creator, cool it, you kooky cats!
God rest ye merry gentlemen
22. Creature of of crystallized vapor
Frosty the snowman
23. Cup shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish metallic element.
Silver bells
24. Decorate the entry ways.
Deck the halls
25. Deity Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
God Rest Ye merry gentlemen
26. Ditty of nativity
The Christmas Song
27. Do you perceive the same longtitudinal pressure which stimulates my auditory senses?
Do you hear what I hear?
28. Dolf of the rose-colored proboscis is aware of the nature of precipitation, darling.
Rudolph the red-nosed raindeer
29. Duodecimal Enumeration of the Passage of the Yuletide Season.
Twelve days of Christmas
30. During the time ovine caretakers supervised their charges past midnight.
While shepherds watched their sheep by night
31. Embellish the corridors.
Deck the halls
32. Expectation of arrival to populated area by mythical masculine perennial gift giver.
Santa Claus is coming to town
33. Exuberation to this orb.
Joy to the world
34. Far back in a hay bin.
Away in a manger
35. Father Christmas approaches the metropolis.
Santa Claus is coming to town
36. Festoon the entryways with colourful decorations.
Deck the halls
37. Frozen precipitation commence.
Let it snow
38. Hallowed post meridian
Oh Holy Night
39. Hard fruit being rendered edible by combustion
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
40. Hey, Minuscule urban area southeast of Jerusalem.
O little town of bethlehem
41. I apprehended my maternal parent osculating with a corpulent unshaven male in crimson disguise.
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
42. I Shall Return to the House by December twenty-fifth
I'll be home by Christmas
43. Icy the Figure Made of Winter Precipitation
Frosty the snowman
44. I'm fantasizing concerning a blanched yuletide.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
45. In distant location the existence of an improvised unit of newborn children's slumber furniture
Away in a manger
46. Jovial ancient caribou driver
Jolly old St Nicholas
47. Kong, Lear, and Cole -- That's Us !
We three kings
48. Kris Kringle is Going to Visit the Village
Santa Claus is coming to town
49. Leave and do an elevated broadcast.
Go tell it on the mountain
50. Listen, the winged heavenly messengers are proclaiming tunefully.
Hark the herald angels sing
51. May the Deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans.
God rest ye merry gentlemen
52. Monarchial triad.
We three kings
53. Move hitherward the entire assembly of those who are loyal in their belief.
O come all ye faithful
54. Natal celebrations devoid of colour, rather albino, as a hallucinatory phenomenon for me.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
55. Nocturnal time span of unbroken quietness.
Silent night
56. Obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of minute crystals.
Frosty the snowman
57. Obtain a personally exuberant, minuscule celebration of yuletide
Have yourself a merry little christmas
58. Oh small Israeli urban centre.
Oh little town of Bethlehem
59. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas.
Oh Holy night
60. Older female relative who became aerodynamic venison roadkill
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
61. On the high fastigium surface
Up on the rooftop
62. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your Yuletide season.
We wish you a merry Christmas
63. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster.
I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause
64. Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy
Walking in a winter wonderland
65. Pledge to make a domestic December appearance
I'll be home for Christmas
66. Present me naughty but dual incisors for this festive Yuletide.
All I want for christmas is my two front teeth
67. Punch out the Passages
Deck the halls
68. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
What child is this?
69. Quiescent Nocturnal period.
Silent Night
70. Regal, noble and virtuious male of Bohemian Nobility
Good King Wenceslas
71. Removed in a bovine feeding trough.
Away in a manger
72. Repeat the Message in an Alpine Setting
Go, tell it on the mountain
73. Seasonal harmonious composition regarding the Tintinnabulation of a poem by Edgar Allan Poe
Carol of the Bells
74. Seraphim and Cherubim we aurally detected in the stratosphere.
Angels we have heard on high
75. Sir Lancelot with Laryngitis.
Silent Night
76. Small, Wingless, Bloodsucking Insect that has a Pater in the Armada.
(heh heh.) Fleas Navy Dad = Feliz Navidad
77. Stepping on the pad cover.
Up on the rooftop
78. That exiguous hamlet south of the Holy City.
O little town of bethlehem
79. The amicable untamed quadrupeds
The Friendly Beasts
80. The Apartment of Two Psychiatrists.
Nutcracker Suite
81. The Autocrat troika originating near the ascent of Apollo.
We three kings of Orient Are
82. The Christmas preceeding all others.
The first Noel
83. The coniferous nativity.
Oh Christmas Tree
84. The first person nominative plural of far eastern heads of state.
We three kings of Orient are
85. The primary carol.
The first Noel
86. The red suited pa is due in this burg.
Santa Claus is coming to town
87. The slight percussionist lad.
Little Drummer Boy
88. The smogless bewitching hour has arrived.
It came upon a midnight clear
89. The tatterdemalion ebony atmosphere.
O Holy night
90. The thing manifests itself at the onset of a transparent day.
It came upon a midnight clear
91. Tintinnabuli fashioned of Argentum
Silver bells
92. Tocsin chunk of lithic material
Jingle Bell Rock
93. Tranquility upon the terrestrial sphere.
Peace on Earth
94. Transportation via snow-enabled carriage
Sleigh Ride
95. Two hundred and eighty-eight Yuletide hours.
The Twelve days of Christmas
96. Uncouth dolt has his beezer in the booze and thinks he is Dark Cloud's boyfriend.
Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
97. Valentino, the roseate proboscises wapiti.
Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
98. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's Mom by a precipitous darling.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
99. Wanted in December top forward incisors.
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
100. What offspring abides thus?
What child is this?
Many blessings throughout the coming year!